I'll Watch This Old Guy Get Trampled By The Queens Guard All Day Long

GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE WAY!

Fantastic.  He never saw it coming. Have they found that old guy and his wife yet?  Or did they just vanish from the face of the Earth? They never came back on camera again so I’m just assuming they’re being held prisoner somewhere.  Swept away forever and ever.  “You get in the way of the Queens Guard and this is what happens, man.”  I will say though, those guards need to lighten up a little bit.  Their egos have gotten too big from everybody heaping praise on them for not smiling or laughing no matter how much you fuck with them.  Relax, fellas.  You wear giant fury hats.  Not exactly necessary to railroad an old guy when all it takes is a couple steps to the side to avoid him. I did enjoy it though.